are you guys still alive ? 8D
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White Station High. That little slice of Hell right in the middle of paradise.
Home of the mighty spartans, preps, cheerleaders, science teachers older than Moses, english teachers who are secretly basilisks, art teachers who hate anime, math teachers who are the devil himself, yaoi fangirls, yaoi fanboys, JTHM, rabid fangirls, druggies, whores, artists, writers, musicians, brilliant Latin scholars, karate experts, Yu-Gi-Oh! experts, X-Men experts, Hellboy experts, Potato Hos, popcorn addicts, and cheese.
Literally.

Class of 2005
The world's first female Amish Jewish pope. Rabid fangirl, brilliant Latin scholar, Mistress of Scansion, flumobile, writer, artist, Hugh fangirl, Potato Ho, popcorn addict, and cheese. Seriously. If someone's giggling hysterically or shrieking "ACK" or "MOSES CHRIST!", duck, for a Random Elf is loose. Just smile, nod, and back away slowly, and remember.... she can smell your fear.

Maker of the Holy Bacon. Rabid fangirl, brilliant Latin scholar, artist, DDR Queen, writer, and Yu-Gi-Oh! expert. Also doubles as Spam in emergencies. Makes the best "best friend" in the world. xD Owns Lassie the Toxic Rat Dog. Doesn't have a litter box. "WHAT DO WE DO!? WHAT DO WE DO!?"

Class of 2006
World's best Nightcrawler artist. Yaoi fangirl, rabid fangirl, artist, writer, and musician. Throws the best parties. Assists Ellabel in her plots to kidnap Mark Yoshida. "The night before Christmas..."

Hug-queen of the world. Yaoi fangirl(sorta), rabid fangirl, Hugh fangirl, artist, writer(yeah right!!), and resident X-Men expert(sorta). Always gives hugs to anything that moves and some things that don't. Has a sexy muse. >3. ... Is a wonderful Sumo wrestler, especially when she kicks guys where it hurts. "HUG!" "HUGGIE!" ... you're about to get glomp-tackled. Her goals for the year: Get Mr. Berlin to like anime and to get Phillip and his group to like hugs!!! If it's the last thing she ever does!!! XD

Class of 2007
Talented, sweet, and beautiful Bob. Yaoi fangirl, rabid fangirl, artist, writer, and musician. Always has something nice to say. Underappreciated by mankind. Also in on the Mark Yoshida plotting... "It's a happy happy day when Dee shags Ryo!"

Taller than everybody else, dangit. Loveable, huggable Skye. Yaoi fangirl, rabid fangirl, artist, writer, musician. Not above dancing down the hallway laughing and singing. Has a Filipino boyfriend who looks like Mark Yoshida. "We're all Irish- LETS GET DRUNK!" look out, crazy people are jigging through the halls again. Get out of the way!

The tallest out of us all, she's a very sweet girl who absolutely loves j-rock and rock. And the resident morbid writer of the group. XD read her stuffs for they are good!!! However, don't diss, bash, whatever any sort of guitar or drum set or she'll sic the Fist of Anger on you!! "The Fist of Conviction!!!"

Class of 2008
besides being the first guy to join (omg), he is JTHM in disguise, NOT a yaoi fan, artist, part time writing, and a HUGE computer/LOTR geek in disguise. depending on who you ask, is either a kind, soft spoken guy, or a cyinical, down-with-the-system bastard! HELL YEAH! not above skipping down the halls, or beating the shit out of whoever looks at him in the wrong way, and is resident vampire! ^^


real name - austin ; is a male
is a surrealist, conceptualist, and unusualist
is supreme ruler of cheez and bunnies and cheezbunnies
personality- social at times, but usually keeps to himself. is an optimist, but can become annoyed at things and eventually become depressed.
likes - drawing, sketchng, painting, photomanip, cheez and bunnies , dreaming, interpreting them(or attempting to), skipping around in public, gothic-shit, long hair, black and pink (dont ask), women!, reading comics/mangas/scifi/awesome books/ n crap, uhhh...etc.
dislikes - extremely preppy or ghetto people but loves to imitate them cuz its fun, envy of his art(say its good, but appreciate your art, don't degrade yourself because someone is a "better artist" than you), and uhhh being addicted to DA (its like that time i was on....uh...wait too much info)

She finally has an account!! and at the least three pieces of artwork up, thanks to ~otakugal15. ^^ XD She's an awesome person who loves to read manga. Furuba and Naruto are her favs(w00t!!!) and she's a very sweet person. Loves to poke and whack ppl over the head. "Can I poke you?" Watch out, yer about to be poked to death. "Poke of Doom!!!!"


has joined our club too...he hates you and wants to kill your children, untie your shoe laces, spit on your face, cut you with pointy things, and insult your grannie ..... in a real loving sorta way.
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Looking Forward To...
There are three exceptional artists whom we're trying to convert to DeviantART. (well, actually its their parents we're having problems with, but anyway...)
Please look forward to (and try to convince)

2005- "Kimmy"
2006- "Big Graham"
2007- "Spika"

Keep an eye out for other Spartans of talent and try to get them to join the CLUB for the SADDEST yet MOST TALENTED HIGH SCHOOL IN MEMPHIS! WOOHOO!

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Affiliated club(s?)


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Message from ~ellabel : "Well, my friends, in this my final year at WSHS, I would like to extend some advice to underclassmen, Memphians, and other strange creatures. Despite all its faults, WSHS is a wonderful school, and colleges will be looking for ex-Spartans to swell their ranks of intelligent beings. At least that's what they tell us. However. If you should happen to glance at your schedule and find therein listed any or all of the following teachers...
Scott, Jones, Bafford, Wright, Wexler, Brooks, Jennings, Colwick, or Munter...
my advice to you is run. Run like hell.
In the meantime, watch out for low flying pizzas and Government tests. And falling ceiling tiles.
One more thing before I go- You may have heard a rumor that a higher-than-average percentage of our teachers, librarians, office workers, and other staff members have had, do have, or died of cancer. This rumor is absolutely, positively, indubitably, unquestionably true.
Happy Yaoi to all, and to all a good night. "
~Ellabel